Monday, August 31, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
A rather disturbing costume
"The Halloween selection at thrift stores is always a little depressing. There’s the beatup and never used vampire makeup kit still clinging to the backing card. There’s the 342 baby costumes of Winnie the Pooh and a bunny rabbit. There’s 14 VHS copies of the Olsen twins’ Double Double Toil and Trouble. There is the odd Minnesota State Fair cloth cowboy hat that was thrown in with the Halloween crap. And then there’s the school-age kids who are either poor or just have bad parents, dispiritedly trying to find some sort of passable costume that will fit.
But today I found something different. I found a Halloween costume that is scary indeed, but for all the wrong reasons."
After reading this post, I felt compelled to look for similar scenarios at different thrift stores. I didn't expect to see much until maybe September, but one thrift store in my town has had Halloween items since June. These are in the back area of the store, and just the other day I spotted near the store register another round of Halloween items. A box of hats including a fluffy pink pimp and hoes hat, a witch hat with a bright pink wig attached, and some odd hat made from some kind of wires that was thrown in with the Halloween hats and that was snagging to the wig on the witch hat. And somehow several pairs of khaki shorts got thrown with these hats as well! Nearby were two racks with used costumes missing parts or two, one or two of those odd pumpkin pajama-like costumes for infants, and sweatshirts and men's short decorated with skulls and pumpkins. A scenario somewhat similar to that quoted above. And like that blogger quoted above, I found something different the other day, something rather disturbing and likely to make one gag.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
Monday, August 17, 2009
A Disturbing Idea for Halloween
Here's how to make this one. And there is an actual Octomom costume for sale. And there are a couple ideas I encountered that are similar in theme to this idea: Trailor Park Tina and Baby Factory.
And the link to the above picture says that the Octomom idea creeps them out and the wasted Ernie in the background is just icing on the cake. I can't imagine seeing the Octomom alongside Michael Jackson, Farrah fawcett or Billy Mays, if any of these should turn up somewhere together on Halloween 2009. A scary thought indeed, IMHO.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Followup to my last post
Friday, August 7, 2009
I'm not a farmer, but I play one on Facebook
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Fall upon us
What Holiday Are You?
|You Are Halloween|
The dark side of life fascinates you, and you enjoy being a little terrified.
You enjoy the hidden sides of life. You are interested in what lurks deep in people's hearts.
You are playful and creative. You enjoy pretending you're someone else.
What makes you celebrate: Anything bizarre, unusual, or freaky.
At holiday get togethers, you do best as: The entertainer. You really like to get into the mood of the holidays.
On a holiday, you're the one most likely to: Insist on a theme party of some sort. If only I had been able to have a party last year. Won't get to this year and there won't be others for me to go to either....